Nimbi Has Passed Away

We at Sad Moth regret to inform the readership that Sad Moth writer Nimbi Nimbison is dead.  We do not have any firm details about when or where his death transpired, but we know it was sometime between when we were notified today, and December 15th, the day he submitted his Alt-J review for Sad Moth.  His next-of-kin have been notified.  A date for an empty casket funeral has not been set.

Details about Nimbi's death are hazy, and many rumors abound.  Some say he was shot by Easy E on the mean streets of Compton, California, trying to gain an exclusive interview for a Sad Moth feature story.  Others say he died in a fiery car accident while drift racing in Seoul, South Korea. Still others say he died at the hands of Boko Haram after trying to defend a burning church filled with orphans from the insurgents in northern Nigeria.  A couple say he found out how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie pop, and the CIA had to kill him.  Others say his heart simply burst, unable to hold all the love inside.

Regardless, though Sad Moth has lost a valuable writer, at least no one will give Alt-J an 8/10 ever, ever again.