Transcript of conversation with Aaron Carter (from memory)
*phone picked up on second ring*
Me: Is this Aaron?
Aaron: No.....(long pause)
Me: Damnit!
Aaron: Just kidding this is Aaron
Me: Oh!.... SHIT!
Aaron: So what's up?
Me: Man, I was just calling to tell you what a big fan of your music I am, I guess. I saw one of your shows a while ago.
Aaron: You know I got some new music out?
Me: Yeah, It's called Fools Gold, right? I haven't listened to it yet....
Aaron: Aight, I gotta go *hangs up suddenly*
The tweet you see above was deleted about a minute after I screen-shotted it. You may think I censored the phone number for ethical reasons -- nah, I did it 100% because NOW I GOT AC'S NUMBA AND NONE OF YOU SORRY MOTHERFUCKERS DO BIIIIITCH
Check out my buddy Aaron's new single "Fools Gold" below. The album'll be dropping soon. (We're pals now, I don't know if I told you, but I have his number and we've talked before).
